Definitions by Dawndolphin

Mumbert 

Hartfordian slang that is used to refer to people as idiots or fools

Person 1: this guy was on his phone playing clash of clans and almost t-boned me today!
Person 2: What a fucking mumbert, dude!

Mumbert by Dawndolphin December 24, 2023

Rusty quarter 

Literally a quarter with rust, get your mind out of the gutter

Guy 1: I’m gonna give you a rusty quarter

Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo

Rusty quarter by Dawndolphin January 14, 2020

Matt Cry 

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

Matt Cry by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018