Person 1: this guy was on his phone playing clash of clans and almost t-boned me today!
Person 2: What a fucking mumbert, dude!
Person 2: What a fucking mumbert, dude!
by Dawndolphin December 24, 2023
The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin May 18, 2018
Guy 1: I’m gonna give you a rusty quarter
Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo
Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo
by Dawndolphin January 15, 2020