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Mulve

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting marshmallow peeps. Tastes similar to a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow.

Etymologically linked to Latin's "malva" or Hebrew's מַלּוּחַ (mallū́aḥ, “saltbush”).
In other news, God wept because they brewed up some mulve to serve at the Halloween party
by danachos October 11, 2022
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Obsolete Mule

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.
Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.
by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016
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luke mullen

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek
luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?
by bambikippen March 3, 2019
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Drama Mule

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.
Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"
by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014
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a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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Mullening

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021
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Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"
Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!
by Telephony December 12, 2012
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