Mullen

being so drunk that you take off your pants and then throw up into them

Dick: Dude! Jim straight up pulled a mullen last night cuz he thought his pants were a garbage can!

Sally: Party!

by The person its named after May 13, 2006

Mullen

When you're at a bar or pub and you sneakishly leave w/o paying your tab and/or saying goodbye to any of your homey's and homette's. This tactic usually consists of exiting through windows, scaling walls, doors, gates or roofs for the big get-away!

A men's softball team is out drinking after a game, and a couple pitcher's and Jägerbomb's later, they look over to their teammate and he's no where to be found! Hence, he just pulled a Mullen!

by str8_clown1n December 8, 2016

mullen

Verb: Promising or coming up with a plan of action and then completely not delivering.

George: So Danny said he was going to bring some beer to the party last night, but showed up empty handed.
Bill: Looks like you got mullened

by gopher hunter May 18, 2009

Mullen

(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,

- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it

- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and

- ultimately, failing to get off.

(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.

(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.

(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.

by TastelessShoes November 30, 2009

Mullen

1. Verb. To make things unfair. To make someones life hell.

2. Noun. An alcoholic.

3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.

1. Ever since I moved in with Charlie, he's been mullening me. I wonder what I did?

2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.

3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.

by Whatsherefacee00012 May 31, 2009

Mullen

A Mullen is a kid who says random funny things that everybody laughs at.

Tom - omg that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class

by TomHouston September 25, 2011

MULLEN

Back out of a football match last minute with a poor excuse

When A player lets the team know hours before kick off m he couldn’t play football. He pulled a Mullen

by Southport Trinity February 16, 2022