multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

multi-slacker by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007

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You know a multi-tasker is one who can drive, smoke, jerk-off, talk on the cell phone and pick his nose all at the same time. Well a multi slacker is one who has laundry pending, missing homework, assignments past due, messy room and all last week's mail unopened. This and more ofcourse!

Dude, I have a Chemistry assignment due tomorrow, a math quiz to take in the tsting center because i missed it, I have no clean clothes, can't find my pay check and I locked my car keys in the car.

Word dude, you are just a multi-slacker.

multi-slacker by Julius Glass April 18, 2006

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multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

multi-slacker by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

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multislacker

A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

multislacker by CosmicRider March 11, 2007