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mucophilia
Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017
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Mulorca
Mulorca by MrMasticater June 22, 2011
mulonjhon
Origionally Italian for "eggplant", it became a derogotory term used by some Italian-Americans, usually urban, middle-class Italian-Americans, for someone of African descent
That freakin' mulonjhon, I told him to stay on that side of the railroad tracks where the freakin' hood is, this isn't the fuckin' hood, he needs to stay over there, so I bounced him.
mulonjhon by funions_dude August 3, 2007
Mucophobia
The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012
mucophagy
Mucophagy is the act of consuming nasal mucus accumulations, generally as an accompaniment to rhinotillexomania.
Heather was not only given to rhinotillexomania (nose-picking), but mucophagy (snot-eating) as well. She reasoned, "What can you do with it afterwards?"
mucophagy by eViL pOp TaRt January 11, 2008
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