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Mullholand

The best teacher ever… do you ever think of a loving mother who gives hugs and kisses? Well that’s mullholand. She is like a mama bird who will do anything to protect her kids. She creates magic on the stage and gives love to whoever needs it. Mullholand is someone everyone looks up to.
Who’s the lady you were just talking to

Oh that’s my not mom/bff/teacher mullholand
Mullholand by jsnizzlefishfart March 4, 2022
Words you can keep

Jo Mullholand 

Your average run of the mill Mexican who plays call of duty and has your average blonde girlfriend who is very horny. Also plays call of duty with his cousin Seth Redondo and constantly says the N word.
Person 1: jesus it’s that Jo Mullholand guy
Person 2: oh damn your right, let’s ask him if he has a chode

mulholland drive 

To descibe the point in time where things go from making sense to non-sense. Based on the David Lynch film by the same name.
As Johnny talked to his friends he realised that they were no longer listening. This was because he had gone down Mulholland Drive.
mulholland drive by Pat Corb December 12, 2007

dirt mulholland 

a horrible 8-10 mile uphill run on dirt extending out from mulholland drive. used by coach craig as a punishment for the calabasas high school cross country team
kid 1: i heard we're doing dirt mulholland on monday
kid 2:cock! thats pure fucking dick!
kid 3:rebecca's a whore
dirt mulholland by prettycoolcat October 6, 2009

Mulholland Dr. 

A 2001 psychological thriller flick directed by David Lynch. A very confusing ass movie if you ask me starring Naomi Watts. Great plot great acting and everything but it would take to be watched at least 3 times to understand the movie.
Mulholland Dr. was sweet. But hey can anyone tell me wtf was the movie about anyways?
Mulholland Dr. by go_wings July 11, 2006

Mulholland

(Verb) The action of handing over money to someone in order for them to go to the bar to buy a round so that you dont have to get up out of your chair.
"It's my round but I will Mulholland you"

William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
William Mulholland is turning in his grave
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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