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P1:That MULF never does anything but clean house
P2:@ least she knows love
P1:always thought she was spelling milf wrong.
P2; No, she's just loving and frustrated at the same time
MULF by elephant:)memories October 25, 2009
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The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.
I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf
Mulf by John Allingham December 9, 2008
Related Words
Mulf Mulford Mulfan Mulfat Mulfed mulfer mulferry mulfinger mulfred mulfro
A MULF is a Mega Milf

The mom you would nut in even in November. Mulf's are the perfect breed of Milf. It is almost impossible to find a Mulf in the wild. Most people never will but they're out there.
Guy 1: Stacy's mom is such a Mulf I would smash her without consent.
Guy 2: Are you okay bro?
Mulf by scheitmajr November 30, 2021

mulfinger 

to be great at something and to always rise above.
Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.
mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007
The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.
There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.
Mulfed by Will.L September 17, 2018

Mulfords 

The sludgey, black, disgusting snow that gets trapped in your wheel well, specifically common in miserable climates such as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois
Charley, go clean the mulfords off my Honda!

We got rid of some mulfords today.
Mulfords by Princess Diane October 16, 2019
The Pure Defination of "Pwnage"

To be Mulfan. Is to be pure own. To rule like no other.
Dude, He just owned that guy straight like Mulfan. Wow.
Mulfan by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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