MULF

Mother under loves frustration

P1:That MULF never does anything but clean house
P2:@ least she knows love
P1:always thought she was spelling milf wrong.
P2; No, she's just loving and frustrated at the same time

by elephant:)memories October 26, 2009

Mulfed

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

by Will.L September 17, 2018

Mulf

The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.

I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf

by John Allingham February 16, 2007

Mulf

A MULF is a Mega Milf

The mom you would nut in even in November. Mulf's are the perfect breed of Milf. It is almost impossible to find a Mulf in the wild. Most people never will but they're out there.

Guy 1: Stacy's mom is such a Mulf I would smash her without consent.
Guy 2: Are you okay bro?

by scheitmajr December 1, 2021