Mulfed

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

by Will.L September 17, 2018

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004

muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Mulled

Mulled is a state of drunkeness where you feel relaxed and lethargic.

After drinking alcohol you may say: "I feel so mulled"

by Jessielouu January 9, 2008

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007