Mulfed

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

by Will.L September 17, 2018

MULF

Mother under loves frustration

P1:That MULF never does anything but clean house
P2:@ least she knows love
P1:always thought she was spelling milf wrong.
P2; No, she's just loving and frustrated at the same time

by elephant:)memories October 26, 2009

Mulf

The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.

I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf

by John Allingham February 16, 2007

Mulf

A MULF is a Mega Milf

The mom you would nut in even in November. Mulf's are the perfect breed of Milf. It is almost impossible to find a Mulf in the wild. Most people never will but they're out there.

Guy 1: Stacy's mom is such a Mulf I would smash her without consent.
Guy 2: Are you okay bro?

by scheitmajr December 1, 2021