Mulfed 

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

Mulfed by Will.L September 17, 2018

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

muffed up by scott January 30, 2004

muffed up 

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

muffed up by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

Muffed the Punt 

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

Muffed the Punt by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Mulled 

Mulled is a state of drunkeness where you feel relaxed and lethargic.

After drinking alcohol you may say: "I feel so mulled"

Mulled by Jessielouu January 9, 2008

muffed 

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

muffed by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007