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Zoe Mulford
The most beautiful and nicest girl in the world, would do anything for her friends. She loves dogs. take you're shot at dating her. I secretly love a zoe mulford. Murder any who will take her from you.
Zoe Mulford by Someone.69 May 9, 2020
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Milford Haven
Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006
Milford Cubicle
An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"
Milford Cubicle by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
Milford Junction
It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013
Mumford Stomp
The act of getting so into the beat and feel of a song by Mumford And Sons you without knowing start to stomp your foot to the beat and swing you air guitar like M&S Frontman Marcus Mumford
Guy1: "Your listening to "The Cave" by M&S!"
Guy2: "Uh yeah, big deal"....( Song progesses, and Guy 1 begins doing the Mumford Stomp)
"Uh... What the hell are you doing?"
Guy1: "Oh, I got lost in the song, I was doing the Mumford Stomp! :D"
Guy2:"...... your freaking weird."
Guy2: "Uh yeah, big deal"....( Song progesses, and Guy 1 begins doing the Mumford Stomp)
"Uh... What the hell are you doing?"
Guy1: "Oh, I got lost in the song, I was doing the Mumford Stomp! :D"
Guy2:"...... your freaking weird."
Mumford Stomp by MumfordRockMysocksoff August 1, 2011
Mumford Moment
A moment when you become really engrossed with and entranced by the transcendent music of Mumford and Sons. Basically you listen to it endlessly, even obsessively. Could also be a cult following. Usually brings on a feeling of euphoria or spirituality.
Mumford Moment by h-chan January 19, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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