Mulford

To destroy, to wreck, useless acts, newspaper reading; See Mr. Dispatch,stock market expert

They Mulforded that car all up

Mulford by Preddoc May 2, 2011

Zoe Mulford 

The most beautiful and nicest girl in the world, would do anything for her friends. She loves dogs. take you're shot at dating her. I secretly love a zoe mulford. Murder any who will take her from you.

Friend 1: "Wow she is Gorgeous like a goddess of beauty".
Friend 2: "She must be a zoe mulford".

Zoe Mulford by Someone.69 May 9, 2020

Milford Haven 

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!

Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock

Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Milford Cubicle 

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

Milford Cubicle by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Milford Junction 

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

Mumford Stomp 

The act of getting so into the beat and feel of a song by Mumford And Sons you without knowing start to stomp your foot to the beat and swing you air guitar like M&S Frontman Marcus Mumford

Guy1: "Your listening to "The Cave" by M&S!"

Guy2: "Uh yeah, big deal"....( Song progesses, and Guy 1 begins doing the Mumford Stomp)
"Uh... What the hell are you doing?"

Guy1: "Oh, I got lost in the song, I was doing the Mumford Stomp! :D"

Guy2:"...... your freaking weird."

Mumford Stomp by MumfordRockMysocksoff August 1, 2011

Mumford Moment 

A moment when you become really engrossed with and entranced by the transcendent music of Mumford and Sons. Basically you listen to it endlessly, even obsessively. Could also be a cult following. Usually brings on a feeling of euphoria or spirituality.

I'm really having a Mumford Moment right now.

Mumford Moment by h-chan January 19, 2012