Mulfords 

The sludgey, black, disgusting snow that gets trapped in your wheel well, specifically common in miserable climates such as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois

Charley, go clean the mulfords off my Honda!

We got rid of some mulfords today.

Mulfords by Princess Diane October 16, 2019

Milfordspectophobia 

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

Milfordspectophobia by majorwalrus April 23, 2010

Zoe Mulford 

The most beautiful and nicest girl in the world, would do anything for her friends. She loves dogs. take you're shot at dating her. I secretly love a zoe mulford. Murder any who will take her from you.

Friend 1: "Wow she is Gorgeous like a goddess of beauty".
Friend 2: "She must be a zoe mulford".

Zoe Mulford by Someone.69 May 9, 2020

Mulford

To destroy, to wreck, useless acts, newspaper reading; See Mr. Dispatch,stock market expert

They Mulforded that car all up

Mulford by Preddoc May 2, 2011