Muhfucker

A stupid motherfucker.

Julia:Why did you cheat on me?!

Kris: Cause you're a STUPID muhfucker
Julia: YOUR A BITCH
Kris: FUCK YOU

Muhfucker by Grgydd March 26, 2018

Muthafucker 

Like Asshole, Bastard, Bitch, badly, Bigtimest

OMG~that bitch is Truly a Muthafucker to the max!!

Muthafucker by Starchylde December 30, 2014

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Muhfuckin' 

When you're too lazy to write motherfucking or want to sound more ghetto.

"She was too muhfuckin' lazy, didn't do shit. So I shoved her ass off the couch and made her do shit."

Muhfuckin' by AwkwardPersonThing October 21, 2014

mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

mathfuckery 

the sense of confusion that a difficult math problem causes a person who is not good at math

I was trying to do my taxes, but the mathfuckery gave me a headache.

mathfuckery by Mom-Brain July 28, 2013

muhfucka 

the funniest way to say motherfucker

don' mess wit me muhfucka

muhfucka by irishmoron April 27, 2005