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mahfucker 

A synonym of motherfucker. It is most often used to refer to an individual, real or hypothetical.
"My appendix is about to rupture and it hurts like a mahfucker."

"Look at that stupid mahfucker on the sidewalk."
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Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

magtucker 

Magtucker can be used to describe someone very whore-like and uneasy.
"You did what with him? Magtucker!!"
magtucker by conmon69 June 25, 2017

mapfucked 

When you are playing a videogame and die because the map fucks you over into death, unwillingly
I was playing Temple Run and I got Mapfucked
mapfucked by goestoohard December 1, 2011

magafucker 

Die-hard supporter of Donald Trump. Portmanteau of "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) and "motherfucker"
Those magafuckers would deport their own parents just to piss off the liberals
magafucker by shroom42 May 10, 2017

machofucker

Term became popular through a commercial gay porn site with the same name that featured almost exclusively well-hung Straight- or Bi-sexual guys, most of them with an Ethnic background, who had rough sex with mostly smaller, white or Hispanic gay boys. The immense popularity of that aforementioned website led to the fact that everyone using the term "Machofucker" in, for example, private contact ads or profile pages on gay contact sites, could be assured that the reader would make the right association what the writer meant by using this term.
Headline of a gay contact ad: "Hung Dominican, 29, 6", 10in, uncut, all Top, looking for younger slim dudes to get fucked Machofucker-Style."
machofucker by yaman08008 January 3, 2017
McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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