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muffbluff 

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.
Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.
muffbluff by Fax Modem March 10, 2008
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muffcuff 

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

muffshuffler 

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

Muffalufagus 

Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.

When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.
Man I really brought back some old memories playing around last night when I muffalufagused my man.
Muffalufagus by anonymous February 23, 2018

Muffstuff 

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.
Tex muffstuffed Tara.
Muffstuff by Rocke May 17, 2004

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.
"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."
Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013

muffdruff 

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!
muffdruff by Duffstar July 14, 2005
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