muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 01, 2019

muffinious

A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.

Best positions:

Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour

That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.

by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffiny

An act of absolute and unflinching indulgence whereby a muffin is consumed within a short time or in a socially innapropriate manner.

From the chocolatey mess around her mouth, it was clear that the woman had just committed muffiny.

by bk-kaboom July 22, 2009

muffiny

Having the qualities of a muffin.

The muffin I sat on is not muffiny anymore.
-or-
This muffin is nice and muffiny.
-or-
Mmmmm... muffiny.

by dWiki August 13, 2007

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

by Ashmit February 14, 2019

Muffiny

Nickname given affectionately to your love. originates from muffin, but with more of an affectionate cheese factor

aw my little muffiny

by kellysensfan February 07, 2006