Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

by Ashmit. May 13, 2019

muffinious

A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.

Best positions:

Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour

That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.

by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019

muffinious

A pissy little asshole that's so fat she looks like an upside down muffin. Best friend is a hoe. She wants threesomes but is to big to be able to join in on the fun.

Bruh look at that muffinious and her bestie thot.

by Ashmit...! May 23, 2019