Muffin Fuck 

An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.

"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"

Muffin Fuck by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008

Muffin fuck (the real deal) 

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009

Muffin Fuck Basket 

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top

"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"

Muffin Fuck Basket by Booface=] December 17, 2007

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

fuck muffin by Jen July 29, 2004

Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!

Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins

Fuck Muffin by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009

fuck muffin

YOUR FUCKING BITCH!

"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"

fuck muffin by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

Fuck Muffin

A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.

That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.

Fuck Muffin by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003