Jen's definitions

rita's water ice

the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.

I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by JEN April 1, 2005

Shia Labeouf

shia labeouf hottest actor also known as my b/f.

i luv you Shia!

by JEN January 9, 2004

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

Stacy Kiebler

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

by jen September 6, 2004

stunt

1) to cause to inspire awe or intrigue.
2) to be in awe or intrigue.

1) "My neck stay blinging/my rims stay gleaming/I'm shining man/I'll teach you how to stunt.
2) I am not even stuntin' the nigga with the bling blang blaow and the ridiculous rims.

by Jen February 10, 2004