Jen's definitions

scringe

Often unexpected unpleasant or shocking facial reflection from mobile device

Omg - just had the worst case of scringe eva!!!😣

by jen March 28, 2015

scringectomy

A surgical procedure which became popular with the rise of mobile devices (and consequently scringe) where the double chin or sagging chin and neck are cosmetically enhanced to avoid further incidents of scringe

I'm booked in for a scringectomy

by jen March 28, 2015

cuntbag

A term of effection; generally a wife or serious girlfriend

The cuntbag packed me leftovers for lunch again.

by Jen August 25, 2006

freak dancing

It's same as "grinding".

Freak dancing should mean: A person who tries grinding, but is not good at it.
Hence the word "freak", which means "A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular".

Danica is good at freak dancing, but Sally can grind!

by Jen June 19, 2006

'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

R.O.F.L

R.O.F.L=Rolling On Floor Laughing

boy:have you ever seen a llama on the floor doing a cartwheel while balancing three plates on his head?
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!

by jen June 16, 2006

my chemical romance

A band that once was cool when noone new of them... Now that all the 12 year old girls and midlife chrisis parents know of them one might feel the need not to listen.

grade 5:My chemical romance WOOT GERard is sexy woot!
old mcr fan: Kill me.
to bad for 3 cheers for sweet revenge

by Jen June 1, 2006