fuckbake

A total moron. Synonomous with asshat

Someone should take fuckbake over there to the hospital.

by Jen October 02, 2003

i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

by Jen May 06, 2005

rita's water ice

the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.

I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by JEN April 01, 2005

Shia Labeouf

shia labeouf hottest actor also known as my b/f.

i luv you Shia!

by JEN January 09, 2004

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

by jen August 19, 2004

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

norm

a warm, caring, normal guy, who has to stick up for himself as hes been lumberd with such a name, which seems to others as hes boring!!

my lovely boyfriend norm. boy is he the opposite of boring!

by jen February 23, 2004