Mufan

He’s a poser who is double minded and holds no artistic talent. Be careful of such people because they are involved in black magic. His smile hides a dark heart.

Mufan is a wizard

by Kendranksizzurp May 25, 2021

Pulling a Mufat

Clutching a Track of the Day and trolling top players. Opposite of Pulling a Wirtual

Wirt: Oh I pulled a Wirtual there.
Chat: No you pulled a Mufat KEKW
Random kid in chat: What's Mufat
Rest of Chat: PepeLaugh

Wirtual's Title: How Pulling a Mufat saved me from paying tax.

by tektek July 6, 2021

pulled a mufat

to clutch in a time of need

pulled a mufat Pog

by TheRealMufat August 28, 2021

McFancy's

Any time you go to McDonald's and order something "for here." Having a sit down meal at McDonald's.

I went to McFancy's the other day, thank god for bottomless beverages.

by Sirdroosef April 17, 2008

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018