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Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.
I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.
mehlman by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006

muddleman 

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
muddleman by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

Eric Mussleman 

The best coach of the century he is otherwise known as the Supper Muscle Coach father of Mac McDUNG
Eric Mussleman is the best coach ever

muelekanyi 

Muelekanyi is a name for girl/boy from south Africa they are one of the most nicest and prettiest people you will ever meet they always manage to look stunning and are the type to turn your life upside down .they are there when you are at your worst to support and stick by your side no matter what.muelekanyi's are described as smart, athletic, caring , courageous, loving, entertaining people .they never backstabe people and are very loyal.
muelekanyi always looks the part
muelekanyi by Muelekanyi November 23, 2021
murkleman: A man that MURKS (see murk) a lot of people
also a common phrase by the comedy duo matt and cousin ben
man, did you see tha state of that guy?, "yea whoever did it is a murkleman"
An ultra cool, super attractive gentleman who can do no wrong.
Ross sure is quite a Mehlman. He is so dreamy and helps poor people all the time.
Mehlman by Mail Time December 5, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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