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murkle man 

the man who delivers many beastings to many mens
"who you see that?"
"yeah hes a murkle man"
murkle man by krissy.p April 1, 2007

muddleman 

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
muddleman by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

Eric Mussleman 

The best coach of the century he is otherwise known as the Supper Muscle Coach father of Mac McDUNG
Eric Mussleman is the best coach ever

Mukleman 

The mukleman, he comes at night to spread spores into your house!!!
OH no!! The Mukleman is in my house!
Mukleman by 2ketchy February 18, 2024

mulleman 

Pure love!
I love him so much, he sure is my mulleman!
mulleman by Mullematten February 3, 2017

murksman 

Is a fat cunt that likes men in and on him at all times his favourite thing is finding dick holes so he can get his ass fucking and his cum mouth wash

Murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft

The only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him
Murksman is a cool guy but a small dicked faggot
murksman by Jimbow 654321 August 4, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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