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Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.
I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.
mehlman by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006
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An ultra cool, super attractive gentleman who can do no wrong.
Ross sure is quite a Mehlman. He is so dreamy and helps poor people all the time.
Mehlman by Mail Time December 5, 2012
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Mehimanent 

Mehimanent (adj):

1. Nauseatingly superfluous in speech; incessantly talking without saying anything of importance
2. Overwhelmingly vexatious, exhausting the patience of everyone present
3. Offensive, odious

Alternate forms: mehimanence (n), mehimanently (adv)
Janet had no clue the rest of the group was no longer listening to her mehimanent yakking.

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mahimanently nearby his hammock.

Because of the mahimanence of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.

Most common usage: “Don’t be mehimanent.”
Mehimanent by LES94 March 4, 2021
A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.
Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?
merlman by DKOOP April 11, 2013
When a large group of family friends and relatives come over for dinner. A term widely known in Afghan Persian communities.
I'm going to Adam's house, he has a mehmani.
Mehmani by Zahid.afg.beast October 27, 2019

Nine a melman 

A phrase that you scream randomly out of nowhere to release your energy when bored. Origin; New York.
*Crickets* “NINE A MELMAN!”
only the best "madagascar" character.. a hypocondriact (or however you spell it) giraffe that owns!!. not is it only the best character but i mean seriously.. who doesnt want that as there nickname? *Probably makes sense for ppl with the name that starts with Mel*
Example 1 = Person 1 = Have you seen madagascar??
Person 2 = Yeah, Melman owns!

Example 2 = Person 1 = So.. what should Melissa's nickname be?
Person 2 = Melman Of course ;)
melman by Melman December 26, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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