Mudernity

The ironic loss and of all culture in the face of mob trends, modernity, globalism, and multiculturalism.

The scammer tried to pull the culture card to get sympathy, but no one fell for it as they knew he was also just a part of mudernity like everyone else.

by Quif Chang Caine August 21, 2023

Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

by talks558 October 7, 2010

modernite

A person who is educated at the Modern School, New Delhi. Someone who is bright, intelligent, confident, well rounded personality, outstanding and stylish. Someone who believes in "Salvation cannot be achieved by the Weak". He also takes great pride in this identity and is almost snobbish about it.

Cool he must be a Modernite!!

by Luhar April 27, 2006

modernite

1. A person with little to no moral

compass, someone who does not have
any talent albeit that of cheating .
2. Term used for the alumni of a school that prides itself on teaching the new age(modern) thieves, beggars, and scam artists.

Hey that pervert is such a modernite!
Dont steal stuff, people will label you as a modernite.

by Truth hath been spoken July 19, 2019

men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

by shepp February 15, 2008

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011