Mud Gloved
Mud Gloved by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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A Mud Glove
When a partner takes a warm creamy shit in his/her hand and proceeds to give you a Good Ol Fashioned with that steamy fudge dragon coating their hand like a glove.
-Last night Bertha Jenkins was so frisky she gave me a extra gooey mud glove.
-For real? A Mud Glove? How was it?
-Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!
-For real? A Mud Glove? How was it?
-Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!
A Mud Glove by Mykapalooza69 April 25, 2021
Related Words
Mud Gloved • Mud gloves • A Mud Glove • mugloved • mud flap • MUD • Mud slide • mud shark • mud butt • mud cricket
Mud gloves
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Mud gloves by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022
mugloved
A person who longs for world domination and achieves it by enslavement, genocide, racism on British "people" whilst projecting oneself as rational and charismatic towards observers and followers.
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