Muacha

He is a caring, funny, warm guy. Always up for anything (if he can...). Makes time for his girl, and family. Loves fortnite/ other games(lol). Very handsome, cute, and a total model!!! Seriously Muacha should become a model. Hates the idea of sadness or pain. A very kind and mean friend, sometimes annoying from all his raging on calls, screamin and shouting.

Girl: "Muacha you should reallly become a model, look at this picture of you!! So perfect!!!!"

Guy: "Fight me bro!! Come on fight me!!- in fortnite!"

by Shineystar February 11, 2019

Muacha

He is a outgoing, caring, funny guy. Can be romantic, and loves fortnite/ other games. Down for anything. He is a gifting person, and always makes time for his girl. Raging is crazy!! All the screamin and shouting! Hates the idea of feeling sad or pain. Willing to do anything for loved ones as well. Very loving, cute, and total model!! Seriously should become a model. The handsomest guy you'll ever meet~

Girl: "Yo look at this picture I took of Muacha. Ayo Muacha! You really should become a model!! Like this picture of you is just so perfect!!!!"

Guy: "MAN FIGHT ME BRO, FIGHT ME!"

by Shineystar February 11, 2019

Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

munchalurgy

an extreme form of munchology that uses seemingly volitle and inedible materials.

behold my latest feat of munchalurgy: the cayan, chili, and paintchip samich!!!!

by Spaz De Kat February 20, 2009

Munchados

The Mega munchies you get after tokin some sticky icky. Mostly mexican food.

Rick: Yo, what you wanna eat?

Doug: Taco Bell imma cop some Munchados.

Rick: You're hella fucked.

by jkurzzy August 9, 2009

Filthy Munchausen

This one's for the ladies!

Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!

My girl gave me the Filthy Munchausen last week... I haven't had a proper shit in days.

by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

by BennyG3 April 26, 2017