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Mr. Sister Fister 

Mr. Sister Fister is a middle aged man who puts his finger his sister’s vagina
That man looks like/is a Mr. Sister Fister
Mr. Sister Fister by Hepatitis A January 29, 2018

Mr. Fister 

A man who penetrates other men/women rapidly with his fist.
"Hey look, there's the legendary Mr. Fister. How was last night?"
Mr. Fister by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

Mr.Slippery Fist 

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Mr.Slippery Fist by Argonak April 11, 2008

Mr. Fist Bump

A derogatory term for a man or woman who is well liked by their teacher, usually the favorite student of the class; this is generally shown by the student and teacher fist bumping.
Person 1: Mr. Teacher really likes me!
Person 2: Shut up Mr. Fist Bump, no one likes you
Mr. Fist Bump by an386833 February 7, 2017

The Fisted Mr. Clean 

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!
I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026