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Mr Mawson 

Daddy, stalks Year 13's on Facebook, depressed, watches Roblox videos at 3:16am on a Friday, wanks to Norris from Coronation Street. Poor sod got fired
Mr Mawson is clinically depressed 24/7
Mr Mawson by Saiz21 July 10, 2018
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Mr mawson 

Ooo, that a mr mawson there!
Mr mawson by His special boy June 22, 2018
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FUCKING SHIT ENGLISH TEACHER GOD FUCKING HELP ME AND SAVE MY SANITY
FUCK Mr Mason, he is so fucking bad
Mr Mason by Dr Phishius May 1, 2022

mr maysonet

an annoying bitch who doesn’t teach anything but stays on his laptop and yells at students for no reason. he should just get fired already atp . also his name is like mayo
what did you learn in science?

absolutely nothing. that faggot mr maysonet doesn’t teach anything at all.
mr maysonet by concashzz July 6, 2023

Mr Macsonald 

He is best friends with gabe also known as djvyv4nse.
I’m actually best friends with Mr Macsonald
Mr Macsonald by WaterBottleFan1997 December 1, 2021

Mr. Masson 

A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!
I wish I could be a Mr. Masson.
Mr. Masson by firstperiodbdale2012 October 26, 2011

Mr. Mason 

whist fucking your girl doggy style slap her in the side of the head, when she turns around blow a full load in her face and knee her in the crotch. If she starts to scream threaten her that you will call her if she does not give you the greatest head of your life she will be shot in the tit.
"Getting Mr. Mason hurts," says the little girl.
Mr. Mason by Tim Mustion March 9, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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