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"Who's the man that will risk his a$$ for any woman?" "Mawson!" "Damn right!"

To Mawson is to risk your ass, it's cool to Mawson and doing it/him will earn you some Kudos for you next life too ;)
When some awe-inspiring guy called Luke M came into this world, he Mawson'd the nurse.. she later thanked him.
Mawson by Ruuku Bananahammock July 30, 2008
Words you can keep
To keep ones job whilst repeatedly failing to deliver the goods.

Derives from the Actor Tony Mawson - who's repeat performance failures have not inhibited his career.
Is that Mawson still fucking up those servers
Mawson by Inherent in the system January 21, 2008
Related Words
Someone who appears impervious to damage except for their glasses. Any time they enter physical conflict they come out unscathed except for their glasses, which are usually broken.
Mawson got shot in the leg the other day. His glasses just fell off.
Mawson by Captain Lingo September 17, 2010

Mr Mawson 

Daddy, stalks Year 13's on Facebook, depressed, watches Roblox videos at 3:16am on a Friday, wanks to Norris from Coronation Street. Poor sod got fired
Mr Mawson is clinically depressed 24/7
Mr Mawson by Saiz21 July 10, 2018

Mr mawson 

Ooo, that a mr mawson there!
Mr mawson by His special boy June 22, 2018

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”
Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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