moyes

A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.

"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

moyes

moyes is a strange little man with no balls and teaches physics. his class hates him, ha ha ha!

"shut up, NOW!"

by ???????????? September 12, 2003

moyes

a wanker, klopp is god

david moyes is shit

by BOBBYROOSSSO November 11, 2019

moyes

no how about "mr moyes shut the fuck up, NOW"

mr moyes fucked mr kendrick in the ass, and spewed his gentlemen juice in his eye

by D. Hine September 15, 2003

Moyes

To lose a football game.

I played against Sunderland in FIFA 17, their coach was such a Moyes

by Come on, why not? November 20, 2016

David Moyes

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

by yasleo December 7, 2013

David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014