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Moutinho

Absolute lad who is a great player for a fantastic football team. He tends to play alongside world class teammates such as ruben neves, diogo jota, adama traore and raul jimenez.
Joao Moutinho is by far the greatest player I have ever seen on a football pitch.
by Flappybirds November 3, 2019
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Jose Mario Mourinho

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because
by fatso101 May 27, 2011
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Jose Mourinho

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jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."
by starky October 21, 2007
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mourinhosexuals

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.
"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"
by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023
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Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.
Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs
by Ranszy October 17, 2019
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mourinho

Real Madrid's actual coach.
Calls himself the special one. He is indeed specialy arrogant.
1. Mourinho: "Porqué?"

2. Mourinho: "Es um campo de batatas"
by hurrrrrdurrrrr February 8, 2012
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