Moutinho
Absolute lad who is a great player for a fantastic football team. He tends to play alongside world class teammates such as ruben neves, diogo jota, adama traore and raul jimenez.
Moutinho by Flappybirds November 3, 2019
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Jose Mario Mourinho
An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011
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Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022
jose mourinho
Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
jose mourinho by starky October 21, 2007
mourinhosexuals
The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.
"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"
mourinhosexuals by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023
Do a Mourinho
Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.
Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs
Do a Mourinho by Ranszy October 17, 2019
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mourinho by hurrrrrdurrrrr February 8, 2012
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