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mourinho 

"Don't be a mourinho lad"
mourinho by kpboyzz December 13, 2017

Mourinho 

A very stupid manager that can't lead Manchester United to win the Premier League.
Person 1: This manager is shit!
Person 2: I know he is such a Mourinho!
Person 3: Jose's bus has lost again, lost again, lost again!
Mourinho by Walter Samuel January 8, 2019

Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

Jose Mourinho 

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

jose mourinho 

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."
jose mourinho by starky October 21, 2007

Do a Mourinho 

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.
Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs
Do a Mourinho by Ranszy October 17, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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