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Mouthless 

It's when you lack a mouth, don't worry, you don't need a mouth to talk.
If you're mouthless, i hope you're ok!
Mouthless by Stingray_Bob June 3, 2024
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mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.
don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

mouthblossom 

It is another word for oral herpes. It looks like a blossoming garden on someone's mouth it's really disgusting. Only people with really bad judgment in guys are attracted to them. Usually people with mouth blossoms are extremely hideously ugly and disgusting
Me: ew look hannah! That guy has Mouthblossoms!! They look like they're going to rupture!!!

Hannah: Ew that's gross! But somehow I'm attracted to him!

Couthless 

Derived from the word couth witch means, Marked by or possessing a high degree of sophistication; refined; considerate; or Thoughtful

Add the word less, and you have an event or thing that has no degree of sophistication, consideration, or thought.
1) Nicole cheats on Thistle everyday, That bitch is Couthless
2) She has no Couth at all
3) That comment sure was Couthless
Couthless by Take No Prizonaz February 22, 2005
wooo i was mutless last nite
Mutless by George Salter. May 18, 2009

mouthness 

The use of the mouth in an verbal sense
Is all that smart mouthness necessary

mouthmissia 

a disease in which one misses their mouth habitually.
She's got food all over her shirt, she must have a case of mouthmissia.
mouthmissia by maddddddddddie March 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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