Mutless 

to get totally drunk

wooo i was mutless last nite

Mutless by George Salter. May 18, 2009

Matless 

From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.

I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?

Matless by Alex July 25, 2004

Hi Munless 

Generic fake footballers name which was created at a time of high transfer speculation surrounding Celtic Football Club. Originating from a typo on a "rumour mill" style website, the fictional player is now a byword for the last word in idle transfer speculation.

The players name came from a typo in the phrase "I wouldn't sign him unless...", where the writer typed "I wouldn't sign hi munless". Speculation then proliferated as to who this "Hi Munless" player was that the writer wouldn't sign.

Now used as a sarcastic response to an unlikely and wildly speculative transfer rumour on football internet forums - i.e. "why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"is Hi Munless signing today"

"Could use him in a swap deal for Hi Munless"

Hi Munless by Kerrydale Street January 16, 2008