Mutless
Mutless by George Salter. May 18, 2009
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Hi Munless
Generic fake footballers name which was created at a time of high transfer speculation surrounding Celtic Football Club. Originating from a typo on a "rumour mill" style website, the fictional player is now a byword for the last word in idle transfer speculation.
The players name came from a typo in the phrase "I wouldn't sign him unless...", where the writer typed "I wouldn't sign hi munless". Speculation then proliferated as to who this "Hi Munless" player was that the writer wouldn't sign.
Now used as a sarcastic response to an unlikely and wildly speculative transfer rumour on football internet forums - i.e. "why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"
The players name came from a typo in the phrase "I wouldn't sign him unless...", where the writer typed "I wouldn't sign hi munless". Speculation then proliferated as to who this "Hi Munless" player was that the writer wouldn't sign.
Now used as a sarcastic response to an unlikely and wildly speculative transfer rumour on football internet forums - i.e. "why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"
"why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"
"is Hi Munless signing today"
"Could use him in a swap deal for Hi Munless"
"is Hi Munless signing today"
"Could use him in a swap deal for Hi Munless"
Hi Munless by Kerrydale Street January 16, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable