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Mouthsage 

A blow job, to get your dick sucked. Word invented Tuesday, November 4th, 2009. Mouthsage can be used in many ways, think of a way to humiliate your friends, "where are you going man off to give a mouthsage?". "I hear he's off giving mouthsage's out back at the glory hole."
Hey babe give me a mouthsage?
Micky-Mouth gave Donald-Dick a mouthsage.
Mouthsage by Buntris Buttiger November 4, 2009
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mouthfeel 

The unique feeling of a feminine penis after HRT.
Damn that dick has some good mouthfeel.
mouthfeel by MouthfeelQuinn January 7, 2019

Mouthfeel 

The way a feminine penis (a penis belonging to a woman, non-binary femme, or transfeminine individual) tastes and feels, especially after starting hormone replacement therapy. Coined by ContraPoints on YouTube.
Wow, I love the mouthfeel of my girlfriend’s penis when I go down on her.

Girl dick is like fine wine. You have to take your time and really savor the mouthfeel.

Can we please talk about the mouthfeel? Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?
Mouthfeel by venusdemon May 13, 2020
Australian slang for a face with 'mut-like' features - 'mut' being colloquial for vagina.
"...get outta here ya smelly mutfaced fuck!"
Mutface by Brenton976 July 14, 2008

Mouthfeel 

The way food or drinks feels in your mouth.
Ice cream with pieces has a poor mouthfeel.
Mouthfeel by Jeune Homme November 14, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2021

Moutheater

A term used in the realm of Industrial music to define a deceiver. One who is an expert of manipulation who uses others to control and get what he/she desires. The term "Mouth" refers to the ability to speak and offer opinion and demonstrate free well while "Eater" is the consumption of this freedom, or the taking away a person's individuality. The song "Moutheater" by the American Coldwave Industrial band 16 Volt, is this word's claim to fame in the realm of Industrial enthusiasts.
"Erika told me she would be there for me, she left me with nothing and betrayed me. She was a Moutheater and I couldn't even see it
Moutheater by King Herne April 2, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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