When a girl or guy has all the facial structural elements to be attractive, but when it comes to features, they look like meth-smoking trailer park trash.
Guy 1: "hey have you seenStacy?"
Guy 2: "Oh the new girl? I thought she was attractive from a distance, but when I got up close I realized she had a methface"
Guy 1: "all, the curse of the methface"
a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.
Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.
Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.
To write a Facebook post about a Facebook message/status/event. Is of higher level because written on one's wall (in opposition to in a status' comments).
guy's status: (funny comment)
girl's post on the guy's wall: Dude, your status is hilarious! It sooo deserves metaFacebooking!
When your out wasted and all the sudden you feel that urge to jump into the arms of another man and you faceplant on the concrete. After the faceplant you are a mothface.
Joe jumped into Matts arms, and Matts frail body couldn't hold him. Joe is now a mothface.
"Damn Joe! You're a total mothface now! What happened last night??"
A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.
I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.