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mousetache

A derogatrive term for a small furry moustache, usually found between the upper lip and the nostrils.
Derived from the reference to a rodent on the upper lip.
"Yo my man! Look at that guy with the mousetache! He clearly ain't hip to facial hair styles like we are."
"Stop trying to be cool Ben, you don't speak like that normally and you just made up that term. Just face it, you cannot start a meme."
"Such a buster..."
mousetache by Ben the Elder May 17, 2008
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Used to describe someone after excessive consumption of alcohol.
I am absolutely molefaced.
Molefaced by Walshie123 May 5, 2010

Mooseface 

A word (usually an insult) used to describe somebody as being silly/a fool, etc. It can also be used as more of a loving/joking insult, meant for close friends, if you are that way inclined.
For example: You forgot to buy me a doughnut?! You're such a mooseface!
Mooseface by missmikki October 23, 2011
A popular roleplay character, based of the series Warriors by Erin Hunter; a brown tabby with gray eyes, the great, great, great, grandson of Tigerstar, a character in the series.
Mousefang looked at the stars, thinking of his dreaded heritage.
Mousefang by Kelli (Mousefang) February 29, 2008

Mokeface 

The face you get after you take a moke. A moke is a bongload with tobacco. Also called choppers, rizzles, poison snorkels and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HANDING ME?
Damn! Look at that mokeface. I bet he's gonna puke.
Mokeface by moke July 22, 2008

mousefuck 

When you're looking at porn and your parent's walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I was on the computer looking at porn, and I thought I could get away with it but then I got mousefucked.
mousefuck by Enrique Glazeddoughnuts November 28, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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