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1. Basically, what the murface is, is the essence and expression on old people's angry faces when teenagers ride bikes, walk, defecate, etc. on their lawn.
1. Old man: "murr, you damn kids stay off my lawn! murrr mur mur, damn teenagers"

Teenager: "you suck old guy!"

Old man: "murrr!" >X(

2. what the murface looks like -> >X(
Murface by Anangryoldman June 21, 2009
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1. An adjective to describe a person with mug-like features, or who has just done something which is clearly stupid.
"Oi, you, stop impersonating an ambulance. This is a Church. You Mugface."
mugface by Dave Kaboshi July 12, 2007
Comically ugly, Unfortunate in appearance, One which should generally be avoided.
You're a right mugface
Mugface by Miss GRP February 9, 2008
Someone/thing who perpetrates/is (an act of) extreme annoyance.
Matthew Osman - Case in point.
Me: Hey, you spilled egg whites on the floor!

Osman: Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?

Me: you mumface! incidentally, i dislike you heartily. relocate yourself to a new locus.
mumface by Jizzle on My Shanizzles January 27, 2007
A mudface is something that only a very sick or filthy woman would let you perform. The quintessential smut peddler's paradise. It involves showering a bitch's mush in shards of gooey shite, preferably with the velocity of a shart. Once applied, the woman leaves it to dry on her face before flaking it off like mud and using it to top a cappuccino.
Pascale "So are you gonna give me a mudface or what?"

Me "Umm, do we have to? Can't we just make normal love?"

Pascale "Are you gonna dump on my face or am i going to have to try and shart on my own face?"

Me "OK, here comes the dumper truck..."
Mudface by BB Smizzle May 22, 2008
An adjective to describe a person who has done something really stupid.
Can't believe you spilled the wines, Ray. You Mugface!
mugface by MochiBetterthanBrim April 22, 2022