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Mouth Ho 

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people
Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.
Mouth Ho by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009
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mouth holster 

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
mouth holster by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008

bucket mouth hoe 

a girl/woman any female who is talking mad spit and doesnt know when to shut up
ashley was on the phone with matt talking some mad spit. so i called her a bucket mouth hoe!
bucket mouth hoe by malon February 2, 2008

mouth hole 

One of the main orifaces of the face. Usually food items are stuffed into this oriface and occasionaly a penis or two or a nipple / tit .
I told Sally to open her mouth hole and get ready for a suprise. Then the children walked into the room and saw me commit suicide.
mouth hole by Red and Brown Grass Rat November 25, 2004

mouth hound 

n. A man who cares not for pussy, and for mouth(s) only on his cock. Etymology: borrowing from pussy hound, decoupling pussy. Nota bene-- A woman who enjoys any sort of attention to her pussy is advised to avoid the mouth hound.
"Rolf is such a mouth hound! He is _always_ on the hunt for a new mouth to swallow his cock."
mouth hound by pozzuoli69 August 8, 2016

mouth hooker 

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.
I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!
mouth hooker by rzagt March 4, 2009

mouth-horny 

The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.
He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.
mouth-horny by Emu Loving Llama June 16, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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