Rolf

An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.

Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.

by bearcupcake November 4, 2011

Rolf

a very sexy goddess

wow have you seen that guy his name is rolf

by OFFICIAL ROLF FAN CLUB December 12, 2019

Rolf

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

person 1 - Rolf's so annoying!
person 2 - ikr he's just a Cameron wanna be w no eyebrows, no talent, elf ears, and he's only famous for making lip sync videos!

by Rolf sartorius July 1, 2016

Rolf

When a person mistakenly mixes the letters "L" and "F" when attempting to type the word ROFL for Rolling on the Floor Laughing

This guy is crazy ROLF!

...erm ROFL?

by Ronentehcorrector March 31, 2010

Rolf

Lack of emotion. Likes to undergo sexual acts in the presence of others under the duvet. A bit of an exhibitionist.

"Oh man did you hear those noises coming from that room?"
"Yeah they're having a Rolf"

by BlatesStarr100 February 5, 2008

Rolf

Rolling On the Laughing Floor.

Something that is so funny that the floor starts laughing.

rolf, look at that

he's so funny, rolf!

by ZoG Rules September 7, 2007

Rolf

Having carnal relations with a young/underage girl. And then her mother and saying to the mum her daughter liked it.

I'd really like to Rolf her.

by Your psuedonym May 29, 2014