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ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Area 51 Massacre 

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"

Falador Massacre 

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.
Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.
Falador Massacre by Runescape Info December 14, 2010

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Moustachery 

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.
Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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