by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
The maximum number of stone blocks to a stack in someone's Minecraft inventory, also same for wood blocks and dirt blocks and every other block. It is somewhat of a mystery why the game makers did not set the limit to 99.
What am I wasting away my life pointlessly for? I'm like Steve mining blocks of stone in meaningless stacks of 64.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019