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64

The maximum number of stone blocks to a stack in someone's Minecraft inventory, also same for wood blocks and dirt blocks and every other block. It is somewhat of a mystery why the game makers did not set the limit to 99.
What am I wasting away my life pointlessly for? I'm like Steve mining blocks of stone in meaningless stacks of 64.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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Burned

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Barfing

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.
I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife
Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid
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Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
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Area 51 raid

A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.
Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.
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Sept. 20, 2019

Sept. 20, 2019-- a date that will love in infamy
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