by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Get the Porkedmug. A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.
Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Get the Area 51 raidmug. When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
Get the Swimminglymug. The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Get the Barfingmug. by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Get the Sept. 20, 2019mug. She will be your first girlfriend and the relationship will last a year and make you feel great but nearing the close she will get bored of you and never be around and always come up with excuses not to meet. She will fake cry when you finally dump her and pretend to get angry but secretly she wanted you to do break up with her a long time ago
"Are you still dating Alison?"
"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"
"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
Get the Alisonmug. A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
Get the Great Area 51 Massacremug.