3 definitions by noobmaster64
Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.
On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.
After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.
Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.
~September 11th, 2099
On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.
After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.
Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.
~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"
Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
The area between ones genetalia and anal orifice. It is only the are between the legs, within the crotch. Often very hairy for men.
Chad: Bro I shaved my Gooch yesterday
Chad 2: Why? That's gotta hurt
Chad: I regret it, it's making my balls itch
Chad 2: Why? That's gotta hurt
Chad: I regret it, it's making my balls itch
by noobmaster64 June 27, 2019
During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.
Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."
by noobmaster64 July 24, 2019