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The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.

University of Maryland's Motto 

"Thank you for your payment."
When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."

Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"
If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".
A small phrase that identifies a brand or a concept.
Intel inside.
Chupa rola e dá o cu. (Portuguese motto about Internacional)
motto by Tudobala November 14, 2006

Cash Money Motto 

the cash money motto is to drink till you throw up. Made popular by the song "bling bling." lyrics are as follows.

Hit the club light tha bitch up
The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up
"we will be embodying the cash money motto tonight!"

"Paris and Rachel know all about the cash money motto"
Cash Money Motto by Racherrific September 19, 2009
A tatoo or a drawing with a symbol of some military unit or branch of the service. Some kind of slogan. Motivation → motto.
"That's screwby motto, bro".
motto by Yougin December 10, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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