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Moronist 

Someone who doesn't care about your race, gender or religion, but doesn't like you because you are a moron.

In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
Moronist by irefusestupidity April 15, 2020

Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

mormonist 

the very most mormon
ken is the mormonist guy ever
mormonist by rock paper ken July 17, 2004

uninsured motorist

Saint Louis police slang for an African American. Often used in police reports to avoid appearing blatantly racist.
Lawyer: You said in your police report that you stopped my client because he looked like he didn't have insurance. What, pray tell, does an uninsured motorist look like, again?
uninsured motorist by V Kessler October 31, 2006

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
speeding motorist by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007

Holy republic of Mormonistan 

What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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