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Moronist 

Someone who doesn't care about your race, gender or religion, but doesn't like you because you are a moron.

In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
Moronist by irefusestupidity April 15, 2020

Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

mormonist 

the very most mormon
ken is the mormonist guy ever
mormonist by rock paper ken July 17, 2004

uninsured motorist

Saint Louis police slang for an African American. Often used in police reports to avoid appearing blatantly racist.
Lawyer: You said in your police report that you stopped my client because he looked like he didn't have insurance. What, pray tell, does an uninsured motorist look like, again?
uninsured motorist by V Kessler October 31, 2006

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
speeding motorist by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007

Holy republic of Mormonistan 

What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."