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Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
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Holy republic of Mormonistan 

What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

mormonist 

the very most mormon
ken is the mormonist guy ever
mormonist by rock paper ken July 17, 2004

Mormanistan 

The middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate
go back to mormanistan!
Mormanistan by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007