A term used to describe phallic objects in an attempt to hide any underlying implications.
Person 1: Hey do you see that cucumber? It looks like a motorized flamingo.
Person 2: Ha lol true dat
Person 3: What? I just thought it looked a bit phallic.
Person 1: Haha, it says caution you might hurt yourself
Person 2: You don't even know what a 3 phase motor is, simmer down
Person 1: Actually it's a tri-phasicauracy motorized system.
Person 2: ouu...
Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.