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Motherman 

A man who appreciates being dominated eiffel tower style by two transvestites (anally and orally)
see: www.motherman.com
Rasheed: "Dude these two hot chicks are all over my shit"

Clarence: "...Are you sure those are girls?"

Rasheed: "Whatever fuck you dude I'm getting my nut tonight"

Clarence: "Have fun, Motherman
The Next Morning

*Rasheed walks in the room with a sad face*

Clarence: "How was it?"

Rasheed: "I don't wanna talk about it"
Motherman by Fannon April 14, 2009
Words you can keep

Mothercunter 

For those of you who think the word 'Motherfucker' is not quite rude enough, 'Mothercunter' gives a whole new meaning to rude. It's like swear-word porn
What a mothercunter!

The Motherland 

THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD............RUSSIA!!!!!
Soldier: (yelling) FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!

The word to call russia
The Motherland by Jboy97 October 7, 2019

motherfungus 

n. 1. Euphemism for motherfucker (see). 2. A particularly disgusting person.
You rotten motherfungus!!! Oh, hi mom!
motherfungus by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

motherfather 

It's how you say "motherfucker" when there's virgin ears around.
I can't wait to get my hands on that motherff...ather!

Motherfather, that hurt!
motherfather by Chris MF P May 11, 2008

Meterman 

Meterman is a superhero who goes around feeding parking meters and saving people from costly parking tickets. Troy Griffin created Meterman for his Cable Access TV Show Random Insanity in 2000. Since Meterman's inception he has been featured in newspapers and TV News Broadcasts in Chapel Hill NC, Cincinnati OH, and Los Angeles CA. Meterman can still be found on the streets of Los Angeles saving tickets and he says his mission is to "Save citizens time, money and frustration by feeding expired parking meters and saving tickets.

-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!
A Superhero in black tights and a red cape swooped down and put a quarter in my meter just seconds before that bitch ass meter maid wrote me a ticket. I exclaimed "Thank you Meterman" as I laughed in the meter maid's sorry ass face!
Meterman by troyster68 December 13, 2009

Motherapy 

(mŭ-thěr'ə-pē)
n.

1. The treatment of emotional distress through the use of motherly comfort, humor, and problem-solving techniques designed to encourage communication of conflicts and insight into problems, with the goal being relief of symptoms, changes in behavior leading to improved social and vocational functioning, and personality growth
After a difficult day at work, Linnea called her mom for some motherapy.
Motherapy by JF-P February 3, 2010
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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