Mosentine

When one of your so-called "friends" takes a stinky dump in a house full of people.

At Christmas dinner, grandma snuck away from the table and returned with a huge grin on her face. She dropped a huge mosentine on all of us.

by Mike Hardley February 5, 2010

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momentine

Can mean many things!
1. calm down
2. take a chill pill
3. have fun
4. relax
5. u r too stuck up!

Serious Person: we shouldn't do this! it is too dangerous!
Person: momentine! and stop being serious bout everything!

by HappinessReaper May 6, 2004

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momenting

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

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Vickey Malentine

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

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Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

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