1 definition by ThatDudeStoneyFace
Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.
Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013