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A man, commonly from oriental origin, who sleeps with many girls daily. When not sleeping with multiple girls, this man is off clubbing and getting totally hammered. Also he could be shreding it up skiing on a local mountain. A Morsch is capable of skiing beyond a pro level.

"Wow! That man gets poo like Morsch!"
bitch p masta cunt muff diver rug muncher Morschweezy
Morsch by DaMastaOPooo April 26, 2009
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gets mad domage and poo in the orient and blazes like none otha. Stratton steez balla who pops mad triple backs every day, basically a faggot. his achievements include the invention of bocce, the jerk circle, and proud nugget helper
Kenny:..........

Morsch: Do it you wont
Gets poo all day err day. He hoe hops keepin his dick fresh on the block. No chick is a challenge for a morsch, all he do is show his sick ass skill on the dj booth or throw down hard on the flo, the girls line UP for a peek at that thing. Morsch has never seen a grenade and hes actually the fourth member ( with Pauly D, the situation, and Vinny) in promoting a grenade free america, hes at the most excludive clubs that you have to be an international model or professional skiing twins to get in.

And then theres Kobe B, the Morsch's side kick, sorta like his main man, kobe does his thing, being black and all, and morsch pops in on his 5 and pick his choice of the myriad waiting. Dude you dont even know...

This marauder isnt out for fun. He does his shit for real. Yea hes huge, he eats fuckin chickin and superpump all day, what do you think helps him in all his gang fights with guns and swords and all sorts of that jackie chan shit. Hes balls deep my man.

Keep a fresh ass eye out for this pimp ass desperado. Prepped in his platinum limeted edition maad loot jordans, ill ass jeans, a crisp beer logoed shit, and them big ass guns. A morsch is in it deep. Hk whaddap, The morsch is rollin through
Morsch read this," "In forbeys magazine...
More like superdump- Morsch
Morsch by theotisWinebarrel September 14, 2010

Moschtaba 

He is perfect.
Hey, what is he? This mf is MOSCHTABA
Moschtaba by Suta21 May 8, 2022

Moschtitor

Indescribable ubiquitous fictional being, never seen and never found. It's often used to define undefinable and to answer questions which otherwise wouldn't have any other answer.
You can't find the other sock? Moschtitor took it.
You wonder why your head hurts? Moschtitor did that.
You don't remember last night's party? You were searching for moschtitor.
Moschtitor by Hughes AH-64 Apache January 2, 2024

Edward George Morschel 

Literally the inventor of sex. menace, very good at PVP. get good bozos. Is very hot and loves little kids. The arch enemy of Steve Kerr and Al-Qaeda. Got a 5.59 K/D on Cod Modern Warfare
Edward George Morschel is a menace and he is beautiful
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