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A man, commonly from oriental origin, who sleeps with many girls daily. When not sleeping with multiple girls, this man is off clubbing and getting totally hammered. Also he could be shreding it up skiing on a local mountain. A Morsch is capable of skiing beyond a pro level.

"Wow! That man gets poo like Morsch!"
bitch p masta cunt muff diver rug muncher Morschweezy
Morsch by DaMastaOPooo April 26, 2009
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gets mad domage and poo in the orient and blazes like none otha. Stratton steez balla who pops mad triple backs every day, basically a faggot. his achievements include the invention of bocce, the jerk circle, and proud nugget helper
Kenny:..........

Morsch: Do it you wont
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Gets poo all day err day. He hoe hops keepin his dick fresh on the block. No chick is a challenge for a morsch, all he do is show his sick ass skill on the dj booth or throw down hard on the flo, the girls line UP for a peek at that thing. Morsch has never seen a grenade and hes actually the fourth member ( with Pauly D, the situation, and Vinny) in promoting a grenade free america, hes at the most excludive clubs that you have to be an international model or professional skiing twins to get in.

And then theres Kobe B, the Morsch's side kick, sorta like his main man, kobe does his thing, being black and all, and morsch pops in on his 5 and pick his choice of the myriad waiting. Dude you dont even know...

This marauder isnt out for fun. He does his shit for real. Yea hes huge, he eats fuckin chickin and superpump all day, what do you think helps him in all his gang fights with guns and swords and all sorts of that jackie chan shit. Hes balls deep my man.

Keep a fresh ass eye out for this pimp ass desperado. Prepped in his platinum limeted edition maad loot jordans, ill ass jeans, a crisp beer logoed shit, and them big ass guns. A morsch is in it deep. Hk whaddap, The morsch is rollin through
Morsch read this," "In forbeys magazine...
More like superdump- Morsch
Morsch by theotisWinebarrel September 14, 2010
Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies.

However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them.

He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit.

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Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"
Link: Hey Morshu, give me some bombs, will ya?

Morshu: Ummmmmmm, no way. You don't have enough rubies.
Morshu by GreenHamster72376 February 7, 2010
Mouschi is the name of Peter's cat in The Play of The Diary of Anne Frank.
Why would Mr Van Daan hate little Mouschi? It's such a dear thing!
Mouschi by Kiryne June 3, 2016

Mouschwitz

Walt Disney World in Orlando. Also known as the Tragic Kingdom. Employees of WDW lovingly refer to it as Mouschwitz because of the Jack Boot tyranny of the management. You know how companies with a lot of middle management care less about the individuals? Disney is almost all middle management. Like a Klingon ship you can only be promoted by killing the career of the person above you. They do not however discriminate against any race, creed, color, or sexual orientation. Employees are all equally disposable. As their slogan says, and I paraphrase "Exploiting creativity through diversity."
Nineteen years at Mouschwitz, and today a kid that wasn't born when I started is my new boss.
Mouschwitz by Reil Tyme November 3, 2010
Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? Its yours my friend as long as you have enough rupees.

Sorry link I cant give credit come back when your a little mmmmm richer.
Person: Where did you get that lamp oil, rope, bombs?
Link: From Morshu
Person: How?
Link: I had enough rupees
Morshu by Cool man that is cool February 23, 2021
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