Morrissey'd 

briefly interacted with, facebook stalked and later masturbated over

that waitress was so hot I Morrissey'd her.

Morrissey'd by Yalgoo Bogan October 10, 2013

morrissey dance 

The Morrissey dance has been around since the 1980's, it involves flailing the arms and legs in an unusual fashion, people performing the dance can be easily recognised by the trail of gladioli or daffodils they leave behind. This dance was created by Morrissey, at the time of it's creation he was the lead singer of The Smiths.

Why is that man flailing his arms about and moving in an odd fashion?
Well he's just doing the Morrissey dance.

morrissey dance by Hatful Of Nathan November 29, 2013

Thanks Morrissey 

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

Thanks Morrissey by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Morrissey 

Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.

did Morrissey really say "bring me the head of Elton John"?!!

Morrissey by Denia May 5, 2006

Hilary Morrissey

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.

“Christ it’s hilary morrissey hide behind that bush”

Hilary Morrissey by butterbean November 4, 2019

Morrissey 

Synonym, Another name for God.

'You ever heard of Morrissey?' 'Of course, that guy is a God amongst us mere mortal men'

Morrissey by vivamozzer May 1, 2009

morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.

"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."

morrissey friday by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015